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About Me
I am The Store Manager. I'm not the manager of The Store. That's just a name I've taken. Just like the name of the blog, the events of this blog are not set in a Supermarket. It's a little petrol station in the countryside. To quote Derren Brown - "I am often dishonest in my techniques, but I am honest in my dishonesty." This is an entertainment blog. That is the catagory my RSS feed is in, and that best describes this blog. No-one's real names are mentioned in this blog. Everyone is given a nickname. Sometimes these nicknames are interchanged, sometimes they stay the same. If you think I am writing about you, there is a 1 in 226,793,333 chance I am writing about you. There's a better chance that the lottery ticket in your pocket is a winner. This blog is a collection of events which happen at my place of work and the things I do in my days off. It's really important for readers of this blog to understand that I am no saint. I drink. I smoke. I gamble. I swear. I try to keep this blog family friendly, but I do keep the milder swear words in. Depending on how angry I am when I write, the C word will never be used, and the F word is used occassionally. I figure that makes it roughly a 15 rated blog. The other very important thing to realise about this blog is that not all of it is real. This is the fourth incarnation of a blog I have been writing for about 4 years. Each previous blog has been "busted" by the managers of The Store. I'm determined that this one will not be shut down, especially since I am the reason a new rule was made at The Chicken Company that social networking about The Chicken Company is a sackable offence. So, something are elaborated, dates are changed, and personalities may largert or smaller than they actually are. And some events are entirely fabricated. But generally, everything in this blog is based on real events that actually happen with real people. And now for the serious part. If you don't like this blog, hit the red cross in the corner of your screen. If you take offence at what I've written, leave me an angry comment, I promise not to delete it. If you think this is about your The Store, or your The Chicken Company, you're probably way off the mark. Besides, you can't prove anything. Think about it - No names, no company names, how could you prove it was your store or company? The aim of this blog is to vent. Not to hurt people. Not to settle scores. It's to get the pressures of work off my chest. |