| 25th July 2010: Weeeeee! Naked Men! Tonight has been amazing. And it is all down to the customers. I am working with Miss C, so there are large levels of meh around. And there are also large levels of her whinging about anything and everything. Including a non sarcastic "God, I really hate serving customers. Do I have to do it?" She didn't appriciate the comment about it being her job. We have had one customer come in who I nicknamed Jock. Not imaginative, he's Scottish. And very drunk. He was here for about an hour, hence he got a nickname. And he asked 3 times where he was. The thing is, he was stranded, because he arrived in a taxi, but then kept telling the taxi driver who wanted to pay for his fuel, to pay for his food. Strangely, the taxi driver said no. So he got aggressive and yelled at him. So the taxi driver went off without him. So he came back in and asked if I could call him a taxi. Now, I do sometimes do this, but not when 10 minutes before that, someone asks me if they can hit me in the face with a wine bottle. I kind of take offence at that. So I told him the phones didn't make calls, they only recieved calls. He then did the first epic thing of the night. He hid in the back of the out of hours doctor's car and they drove off with him in the boot. The second epic thing of the night was a guy who came in and stripped down to his boxers and socks, then put one of the wetsuits we are selling on. And then modelled it in front of his really quite angry girlfriend. I actually commented that it was nice he left his pants on, to which he yelled "good point!" and put his hands on them, with his girlfriend saying "Take them off, and you are walking home in that f*cking wetsuit." Like I said, epic. And then we had a second guy who got absolute naked. Not even his socks were left on. Miss C found it a thrill, I didn't find it as much of a thrill. Permalink Tags: Naked Men, Wetsuits, Hijackers, Customer Service |
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